(I'm glad the Media has their priorities straight!)
Burned-out Nigerian villages,
and up to 2,000 dead-
the Boko Haram Jihad,
have really outdone themselves this month.
But please excuse our collective yawns:
it's just Africans being Africans...
Wake us up when they get close to the oil-
'cause then we'll care a bunch!
And the world is starting to burn,
as we're dragged into World War III,
but the media is busily telling us,
we've got far greater concerns, after all...
We're getting non-stop coverage,
of the most important story in years:
Holy crap! Stop the presses! The New England Patriots,
have under-inflated balls!!!
* * *
The new Islamic Caliphate,
beheads fifty Christian infidels at once,
because they weren't sincere and quick enough,
at answering Allah's demanded Call-
But another collective yawn:
this shit just ain't important.
Dammit, we need to know the facts,
about
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